Following my passion

10 Things a Cancer Hates:

lovesexzodiac:

  1. Too much heat
  2. Itchy wool 
  3. Having to sleep on the couch
  4. People who show up early
  5. People who are bad or sloppy dressers
  6. Being criticized in any way
  7. Violent movies
  8. Ungrateful children
  9. Losing their sunglasses
  10. People who steal the spotlight

g-narnia:

edwad:

onetreetrill:

mullingod:

Obama at White House Correspondents’ dinner. [x]

even obama is done with taylor’s shit

i’m a republican and that was a solid joke

dam breh

lol

(via chaosrunning)

scvlptures:

depression is when you don’t really care about anything

anxiety is when you care too much about everything

and having both is just like what

(via sebastianshortcakes)

thirstingaintdead:

Bette: Tina isn’t qualified to raise a biracial child.

Tina: But I was qualified to live and sleep with one for 8 years?

Bette: Obviously you weren’t qualified to do that either.

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(via offtounknownplaces)

jayayewhygarsh:

frickyeah1990s:

my apartment could use a floppy disk coffee table.

Omg I want